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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Organ Donor on November 13, 2011, 03:38 pm

Title: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: Organ Donor on November 13, 2011, 03:38 pm
Hello i come from china, i cannot say many but i am involved in the government.  :-X
The reason i am here is to make a lot extra money from the west before your crony capitalist regime collapses.
I have to sell fresh organs for transplant in south america, we have doctors there that have the will to do it.
The price for them each is 70.000 USD you have to pay for the flight to south america but it is low some pay up to 120.000 on black market.
We can also ship human and feline meat for eating, the feline meat is very good quality the feline had the back legs break so adrenaline made the meat tasty.
The price for the feline is 70 USD a pound while human is 250 USD a pound, do not be sick from this, you must get use to it, we ate humans and animals during the great leap forward, you will too during your next great depression.  8)
The last i have is cyanide capsules, we use them for spies to kill themselves if caught, but you can use them also to murder, price is 20 USD for 10 and 80 USD for 50, this is a very better way to kill yourself then starve camping in front of wall street while jewish bankers take cocaine and eat golden sundaes and laugh at your face.  :P
I could also offer laborers but why when asia does all the work while western factories are abandon because of outsourcing   :D
Sorry for the hatred but see you are just capitalist pigs, but that does not mean we cannot do business, because in the end the best way to honor mao is to try and see his face on as many yuan as you can.  ;D

Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: Bob Arctor on November 13, 2011, 04:56 pm
1/10. if this is your best try just give up.
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: sickboy on November 13, 2011, 05:32 pm
You are planning on working through escrow I hope.
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: JackS on November 13, 2011, 05:35 pm
First I was like WTF??? Then I read the reply's and Lol'ed...
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: MagicMan on November 13, 2011, 05:36 pm
This was absolutely hilarious! Loved it all except for the breaking the cats' legs part to make their meat more tasty, that was kinda messed up
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: DrugsBunny on November 13, 2011, 05:43 pm
hah why buy the meat? there are plenty of stray animals and homeless people we can eat here
seriously i wouldnt mind seeing some cyanide up, would be pretty useful
but i cant say i disagree about the crony capitalism stuff, someones obviously been watching RT.
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: JackS on November 13, 2011, 05:52 pm
hah why buy the meat? there are plenty of stray animals and homeless people we can eat here
seriously i wouldnt mind seeing some cyanide up, would be pretty useful
but i cant say i disagree about the crony capitalism stuff, someones obviously been watching RT.

Yeah maybe a little too much of that Kaiser report! ;D
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: freddieisdead on November 13, 2011, 09:00 pm
Finally, somebody is filling the human meat void on SR! We need more vendors like this ;)
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: nomad bloodbath on November 14, 2011, 03:33 pm
Clone thread from like week 2 of Simple Machines forums.
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: GORDENRAMSEY on November 14, 2011, 08:38 pm
FREE SAMPLES PLEASE
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: ProudCannabian on November 14, 2011, 09:24 pm
All riight, Gordon Ramsay's gonna cook us some curried long pork with couscous.
This thread is CrAzY!
 ::)
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: EncephalöidDisturbance on November 29, 2011, 04:05 am
i must say..the opening post has to be the wackiest post i have ever read...

its almost unbelievable, typed up as a joke....

takes all types i suppose..
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: Rook on December 01, 2011, 10:11 pm
gawd I love this place.

Just when I'm about to give up hope of building my human clone-army, someone comes through with access to test subjects AND the feline meat I'd need to feed them with.
Title: Re: Not drugs but may intrest some
Post by: MagicMan on December 01, 2011, 11:38 pm
gawd I love this place.

Just when I'm about to give up hope of building my human clone-army, someone comes through with access to test subjects AND the feline meat I'd need to feed them with.

I might be willing to buy a human clone, if we go through escrow of course!